Travel and tourist jokes
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !
"I can't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?"
"Well, that's hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."
How can you tell elephants love to travel ?
They are always packing their trunk !
Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M.
What is a twip?
A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.