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The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well. "Would you care for some more supper, ma'am?" asked the steward. "No, thanks," replied the wretched passenger. "Just throw it overboard to save me the trouble."
A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer. "I'm walking to Seattle," said the hiker, "and I don't want to lose my way."
Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street?
Resident: No, it's 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.
Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them?
Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.
Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town?
Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.
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