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What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?
Broom sick.
What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?
Very large ones.
Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind.
Betty, muttering: If you're anything to go by, that's not all it broadens!
There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said,
"Excuse me, sir, I've got a leak in my sink."
The man at the front desk replied, "Oh, okay, go ahead, but most guests just use the toilet."
A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather late at night. All the lights were out, so he knocked on the door. After a long time a light appeared in an upstairs window and a woman called out, "Who are you? What do you want?" "I'm staying here!" "Stay there, then," she retorted, and slammed the window shut!
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